Category: Featured Films

Feature Length films produced by big studios are the main stay of modern Hollywood. These are their reviews. *Dun Dun*

  • Dumb and Dumber

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    When Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) meets a vexing young woman while he drives her to the airport, he decides that he has found the woman of his dreams, Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly), and the briefcase that she ‘left’ behind. He convinces his friend and roommate, Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) that they should go to Aspen, California (or Colorado, your choice) to find new opportunities, get out of Rhode Island, and deliver Mary’s forgotten briefcase. They set off on their journey with absolutely no idea how to get to Aspen and have many run-ins with locals and the criminals that want the ransom money in the briefcase.

    When its all over and done with, the day is saved by these two clueless boobs!

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  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

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    Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Leatherface. All are legends of horror and all have sliced and diced their way to fame. Leslie Vernon. The next great serial killer allows a group of film grad students to document the life and work of a serial killer in the 2006 release of Scott Glosserman’s “Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon”. (more…)

  • Dodgeball

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    When Average Joe’s Gym faces bankruptcy and then default, and owner Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn) learns that his competitor Globo Gym and its owner White Goodman (Ben Stiller) are waiting to snap up the property and turn it into a new parking garage; Peter and his bizarre group of regulars, aided by their new-found partner Kate Veach (Christine Taylor) play in a Dodgeball Tournament for the Grand Prize and keep Average Joe’s alive. The only problem is that White and the Globo Gym powerhouse are in the tournament also.

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  • Old School

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    When Frank “The Tank” Ricard (Will Ferrel) and his questionable friends Mitch Martin (Luke Wilson) and Bernard Campbell (Vince Vaughn) are tired of their adult lives and yearn once more to live the college life of parties and fun, they decide to start a fraternity of their own. When the colorful band of people they gathered as members are together, the entire campus is up for a wild ride!

    The group bends over backwards to stay compliant with college policies, while mean old Dean Pritchard ( Jeremy Piven) tries to get them evicted off the campus in this hilarious film.

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  • Flightplan

    Flightplan

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    When a mother loses her daughter on a huge airplane in mid-flight, no one takes her seriously. In fact, the crew denies even seeing the little girl, and think that she is mentally unstable due to her husband’s recent death. The captain puts her in the custody of a flight marshal to keep the peace on the plane, but something is not quite right on this flight.

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  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

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    How far would you go to save your job? How far would you go to save your and your best friend’s jobs? Well, if you take the stance that Chuck Levine (Adam Sandler) and Larry Valentine (Kevin James) did in the this movie, then you would be a true friend indeed!

    This is the story of two perfectly straight NYC Firefighters who form a Domestic Partnership and act gay to fool the insurance company and receive double the benefits. Even though they are trying their best, Chuck and his constant ogling of the female race poses a great threat to uncovering their secret. During their experience, they are called names and shunned like many others in the opposite society, and come out of it with a new look on life.

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  • Blood Dolls

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    All my life I’ve been freaked out by dolls and clowns. People ask me why and I say that they are dangerous. After they ask me what I mean, I usually tell them to just watch a Full Moon film, like 1999 release of Charles Band’s “Blood Dolls”. (more…)

  • Vampires: Los Muertos

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    So I’m taking a Spanish class, and my Spanish teacher told us that we might take a trip to Mexico if we were interested. I thought well that would be pretty cool, get to see tons of different sites than the ones I’m used to seeing. After I got to think about it, I’m not so sure I’m interested in going. I’d hate to deal with all the people, undead and dead, like the rag-team in the 2002 release of Tommy Lee Wallace’s “Vampires: Los Muertos.”

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  • Sleepwalkers

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    You know, I’ve met some pretty strange people throughout my life. It just amazes me how so many people are afraid of the strangest things. I’ve never seen anybody as scared of cats as the Mom and Son duo, in the 1992 release of Mick Garris’s “Sleepwalkers”. (more…)

  • Intruder

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    The 1989 release of Scott Spiegel’s “Intruder” could be seen as the epilogue to the slasher craze that began with “Halloween” and really took off with “Friday the 13th”. After years of boogeymen , scream queens, and teenagers being axed, it makes sense to end it all with a self referential movie like this one. (more…)