Feature Length films produced by big studios are the main stay of modern Hollywood. These are their reviews. *Dun Dun*
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Growing up as a kid I watched a lot of scary movies. Mostly the Universal Studios Monsters films, like Dracula, Wolf man, Frankenstein, Creature from the Black Lagoon, and the Mummy. I would play in my backyard like I was a monster hunter and pretended that I would fight these monsters like the kids in the 1987 release of Fred Dekker’s “The Monster Squad.” (more…)
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As the Holiday Season has just passed, I was able to do something I love to do, make gingerbread men. My problem is I can never get a good mixture of ingredients, the cookies are never good. Maybe I need to get the mix which was used in the 2005 release of Charles Band’s “The Ginger Dead Man.”
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Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. The teenage American dream. All of us, including me, have experienced this phase in our lives, and we DO wish we could live it forever. Some of us are just that lucky like the guys in the 1987 release of Joel Schumacher’s “The Lost Boys”.
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The type of people I hate the most are the people who are your friends one day, and then they will stab you in the back the next. It just goes to show you that people aren’t always what they seem to be, like being a werewolf, in the case of the 1985 release of Philippe Mora’s “The Howling 2”. (more…)
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I love vacations, time for you to relax with your loved ones, and get your mind off of stressful things. The worst thing that can happen on a vacation however is when you find more stress there, then you did back home. This is exactly the case in the 1981 release of Joe Dante’s “The Howling”. (more…)
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My Dream car, a 2001 Pontiac Firebird, I’ve always wanted one. To me it’s the ultimate man’s car and just looking at it you can feel the power in it. You can’t feel that kind of power in everyone’s dream car though, but you sure can FEEL the power in Arnie Cunningham’s dream car, like in the 1983 release of John Carpenter’s “Christine”. (more…)
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3 years after the miracle cure for cancer is developed, less than 1% of the human population is still alive. The cure contained a modified virus that mutated, and turned its host into a vampiric monster that preys on others in the darkness. The disease spread quickly, and almost every person in the world was either killed or turned into one of the monsters.
Set in the year 2012, I am Legend is the story of how Robert Neville (Will Smith) spent his last 3 years of life in New York City trying to find the cure to the kv virus. Every day he forages for food and signals by radio for other survivors. He is safe as long as he gets home before sundown…
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Mike Myers and Dana Carvey play as Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar, two young adults who run a public access cable show out of the basement of Wayne’s house, who still lives with his parents. The show is called Wayne’s World, and is very popular within their small town of Aurora, Illinois. They frequently visit the Gasworks, a rock and roll club, where Wayne meets the love of his life – rocker Cassandra. As he tries to impress here, the Wayne’s World TV show is bought out by a larger producer, he tries to manipulate it to his own selfish desires. Wayne, Garth, and the rest of the gang team up to get the show back, and continue to be free! Excellent!
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Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is Barry Benson, a new worker bee who wants to be more than that – he wants to be a Pollen Jockey, which is one of the elite bees that get to leave the hive in search of bringing pollen back to the hive. When he does, he discovers a whole new world outside the hive, and makes both friends and enemies in the process. In the end, he helps to teach all of us how important all creatures are for the survival of the Earth.
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A monster that lures kids into it’s reach and kills them inhabits the sewers and terrorizes the small town of Derry. After a group of misfits become unlikely friends fight off their first nemesis, neighborhood bully Henry Bowers, they make a plan to stop IT before it takes another life. They vow to return to finish the job if IT is still alive
After 30 years, IT does return, and it’s up to the ‘Lucky Seven’ to end IT’s reign forever!